MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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