but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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