real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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