george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
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It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
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That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
he just fucked me for my cheese.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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