I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
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she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
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So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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