Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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