When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
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My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
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Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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