I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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