talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
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Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
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So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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