Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
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Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
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Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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