Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
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if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
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I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
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WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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