The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
