I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
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I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
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I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
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