I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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