i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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