i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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