I showed him my bush... on skype.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
May the power of my ass compel you!!
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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