Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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