Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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