There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
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How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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