Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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