Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
Randomize