I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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