Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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