Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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