Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
of course. lets lasso hookers.
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can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
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You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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