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Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
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Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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