So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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