I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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