i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
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I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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