is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
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The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
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Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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