We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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