you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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