This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
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Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
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I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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