Where is the hickey?
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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