Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
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I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
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My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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