whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Randomize
