Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way.
what if I'm pregnant?
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its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
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I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
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& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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