Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Green mimosas i think yes
Found your dick twin last night
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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