This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Randomize
