dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
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He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
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you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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