But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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