I just pynch a tree in the face
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
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he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
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After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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