I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina