maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
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if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
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We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me