Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
wow bdsm is so cute
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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