How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Just high enough for therapy.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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