you turned your livingroom into a bong?
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
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Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
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There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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