everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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