Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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