My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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