He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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