don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
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She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
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My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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