we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I'm having to shit out rocks
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