no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
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I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
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For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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