All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
it hurts more in the daytime
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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